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Vampire Rodeo
03:42
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going to the Vampire Rodeo
Cowboy hats and blood stains on your clothes
All the dead cowboys are surely gonna go
Going to the Vampire Rodeo
The undead all line up to dance
Cowboy boots and rhinestone pants
Like syncopated soccer moms doing zumba in a trance
Going to the Vampire Rodeo
Going to the Vampire Rodeo
You laugh so hard the blood squirts out your nose
It's easy to ride when you've got claws on your toes
Going to the Vampire Rodeo
You might be team Bubba Joe
Or you might be team Billy Ray
But girls you ought to know all Vampires are Gay
Going to the Vampire Rodeo
Going to the Vampire Rodeo
cowboy hats and blood stains on your clothes
All the dead cowboys are surely gonna go
Going to the Vampire Rodeo
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Down the Road
03:02
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The moon is low and the moon is full
Like a picture from a comic or a penny dreadful
A howl sends a shiver up and down my spine
It might be a joke by a friend of mine
But it might just be a werewolf down the road
I can't get these strange thoughts out of my mind
Was that a shadow or was it Frankenstein
A growl makes me jump out of my skin
Hoping and praying it was just the wind
But it might just be a werewolf down the road
Whistling past the old cemetery
A pair of red eyes are staring at me
My heart flutters and skips a beat
And my brain just can't control my feet
But it might just be a werewolf down the road
The moon is low and the moon is full
Like a picture from a comic or a penny dreadful
A howl sends a shiver up my spine
It might be a joke by a friend of mine
Or it might just be a werewolf down the road
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3. |
Zombie Dance
03:04
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Going to the zombie dance
Checking out the zombie ball
And if the Zombies have no legs
Its going to be a zombie crawl
Lets twist again with Zombies
I knew him when he was alive
Now he just stumbles around
We used to dance all night
Now he eats every girl in town
Let's twist again with zombies
The slowest moshin I've ever seen
The zombies heading for the stage
Better not go crowd surfing
They're hungry for the bass player's brains
Let's twist again with zombies
Going to the zombie dance
Checking out the zombie ball
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Monster MMA
03:00
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We sewed on his arm and we sewed on hi legs
We're going out tonight to dig up one more grave
All we need is a bolt of lightning
To bring to life this undead thing
He's the biggest boy to ever hit the fray
And he's coming to your local MMA
monster man is coming tonight
Monster man is ready to fight
Bad boys come one come all
But if you get in the ring
Get ready to fall
He sure is ugly and totally bald
400 pounds and he's 8 feet tall
Giant hands and size 19 shoes
If you stay and fight you're going to lose
He's the biggest boy to ever hit the fray
And he's coming to your local MMA
His arms are long but his brain is small
You can hit him hard but he won't notice at all
He's so tall you can't reach his head
I hope you've got insurance cause you might be dead
He's the biggest boy to ever hit the fray
And he's coming to your local MMA
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Amazon Women On The Moon
02:17
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There's amazon women on the moon
I want to go and get there soon
I got to go but I can't fly
Elon Musk could you give me a ride
I need a woman taller than me
Or better yet as tall as a tree
With big black boots up to her thigh
Like Zsa Zsa Gabor she could poke out your eye
Can't get her out of my head
So I put a rocket on my 49 sled
I want to go but my car can't fly
If I don't get there
In gonna cry
There's amazon women on the moon
I want to go and get there soon
I want to go but I can't fly
Elon Musk please give me a ride
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6. |
Distant Tune
03:39
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I saw your face in the back of the room
Swaying softly to a distant tune
Across the smoke in the light of the moon
I saw your face and my heart did swoon
Must have been a dream
Must have been a dream
The crowd was thick and I tried to fight
You disappeared from my sight
Now I go back every night
To look for you in the pale moon light
Must have been a dream
Must have been a dream
You haunt me. The ghost of my dreams
My heart has come apart at the seams
My life gone adrift on a stream
You went away on a pale moon beam
Must have been a dream
Must have been a dream
I saw your face in the back of the room
Swaying softly to a distant tune
Across the smoke in the light of the moon
I saw your face and my heart did swoon
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7. |
Halloween
02:48
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Halloween is coming tonight
Shut the curtains turn out the lights
Hide in the dark don't answer the phone
Ignore the door pretend you're not home
Halloween is coming tonight
Keep your head low stay out of sight
Bring in the dog and look for the cat
Lock the windows to keep out the bats
Halloween is coming tonight
Pull up the covers and make sure they're tight
Scream in your pillow hide under your bed
Hold your breath and don't lose your head
Halloween is coming tonight
Look for a weapon get ready to fight
board u the windows and pull up the floor
Michael Meyers is at the front door
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8. |
Chupacabra
03:15
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There's a chupacabra under my porch
He's been waiting for me for a year or more
And I can't even go out my front door
Chupacabra oh oh oh
I wake up to his desperate cries
Out the window i see his blood red eyes
I think the dog and the cat met an early demise
Chupacabra oh oh oh
I gotta sneak out back in the middle of the day
And the police don't believe a word I say
And even garlic won't make him go away
Chupacabra oh oh oh
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Friday 13
02:34
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Better stay home don't go out in the woods
A trip to Crystal Lake just wouldn't be good
You know what today is? Its Friday 13
Let me tell you about the legend of Jason Voorhees
He's got a hockey mask and a big ol' knife
Don't stand there screaming baby run for your life
Hey there girl you better be good
Don't let the boys touch you
like a bad girl would
You know what today is? Its Friday 13
Let me tell you about the legend of Jason Voorhees
He's got a hockey mask and a big ol' knife
Don't stand there screaming baby run for your life
If you gotta go out stick to the plan
Stay by someone slow and get the keys to the van
You know what today is? Its Friday 13
Let me tell you bout the legend of Jason Voorhees
He's got a hockey mask and a big ol' knife
Don't stand there screaming baby run for your life
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10. |
Psychobilly Chevrolet
01:56
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She's got no fenders and she's got no hood
Got the top pulled down cause the wind feels good
One headlight will get us through the night
On the prowl and ready to fight
The brakes ain't good so get out of the way
Of the Psychobilly Chevrolet
Pipes and chains and a switchblade knife
When you hear the cherry bombs you better run for your life
Franky Stein and Boris the wolf
Count Orlok and Billy the goat
Ima Biters coming out to play
In the Psychobilly Chevrolet
The engine is smoking and that ain't good
But she's still running knock on wood
She's got parts held on with locking pliers
And squirrels done chewed through half the wires
If we win the Lotto ain't coming back
We will trade her in on a Cadillac
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Beer Goggles
02:59
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Got a plan belly up to the bar
I'm getting drunk so go hide my car
To find me you won't need to go far
I'm in the head or here at the bar
If you want to dance, better wait for a wile
The time is right when I start to smile
My troubles are gone away for a mile
I washed them out with liquid denial
Beer goggles, Im putting them on
Beer goggles, it won't take long
Beer goggles, make you look fine
Beer goggles, gonna make you mine
If you what to get with me lets make this clear
You better go over and buy me a beer
Your legs are short and your teeth are gone
Your body is round but your hair is long
You got me baby we are up until dawn
Your ugly but the goggles are on
Hey baby what's that sound
The band is jumping but I'm falling down
My legs are jello and I can't find the ground
One more drink and I will Probably drown
Beer goggles, putting them on
Beer goggles, won't take long
Beer goggles, make you look fine
Beer goggles, gonna make you mine
If you want to get with me lets make this clear
You better go over and buy me a beer
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Vampire Rodeo Denver, Colorado
Vampire Rodeo is a fun danceable band that pays homage to rockabilly pioneers and gives a nod to Psychobilly bands of the
70s and 80s.
the band is
Lisa on vocals
Bret on guitar and vocals
Devin on stand up bass and vocals
Brad on drums
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